What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 08:26

Minds and Behinds
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
What can help me fall asleep at night?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
Why do the majority of feminists hate men (not all feminists)?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Why do Democrats call any Republican "Magats", like they are subhuman?
So, the docs changed it to read
No way
share office space ...
Why are men so attracted to big breasts?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Do you regret being married to your current wife?
Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Which is a better option, a love marriage or an arranged marriage in India?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
What discoveries in AI research have changed our understanding of intelligence evolution?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So they tried
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Why do wives cheat on their loyal husbands?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
What is the sum of X+XX+XXX+XXXX?
Next, they tried...
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
How do you confront your own family for not inviting you or leaving you out of things?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
What is your first experience having sex with older men?
No, not a chance
No go.
Still no good